When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'
A) do you love the smell of updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner
1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018

The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019

The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government!
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019

by Milk4451 January 12, 2024

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend
John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025
