a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.
"oh man today has sucked" i said
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.
by emothiccy July 3, 2019
Get the kyle mug.Kyle.. there is a lot to say. He’s a cute boy who is smart and funny. He’s the kind of guy who would give you his hoodie when you say your cold or cuddle you when you had a ruff day. He would kiss your temple and tell you everything would be ok and that he’s there for you always. Before he kisses you he would look you deep into your eyes. When your to tired to get to bed he would carry you to bed and tuck you in. If you were drunk he wouldn’t take advantage of you, he would hold your hair back. When you haven’t seen him in weeks or even months he would run up to you and hug you tight. If any guy is ever hitting on you or even getting to close he would come up to you put him arm around your waist and say “sorry she’s mine” and pull you away even if you didn’t want to leave. When he would dance with you he would tease you and try to but his hands on your butt but you would slap his hand away. He would smirk and try again until you let him. He is the perfect guy.
Person one ”Do you see how Kyle looks at you before he kisses you?”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
by Eoz the sniper July 10, 2019
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"For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth, Erebor. Stronghold of Kylee, king under the mountain. The mightiest of the dwarf lords. Thror ruled with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son and grandson. Ah, Frodo. Erebor. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock, and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone......"
by GrunSoul March 16, 2021
Get the Kylee mug.Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.
"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"
by hlechtig December 6, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness
by Yvng beann October 27, 2019
Get the kyle mug.Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
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