Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one January 19, 2017

Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021

Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH

damn Jar noice dick ya got homie

by Jar321 March 24, 2021

Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.

Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”

by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020

Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

JAR

acronym for Just A Reminder

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle

by fondleduck September 20, 2018