desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust

DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS

by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022

The Crust

stuffed crust that gru will stuff you into

"I will stuff you all in the crust!"

by LunarDev February 23, 2025

Ass crust

When you dont wipe

Or

Someone who joins your group chat uninvited

Ew this ass crust joined this chat

by Jagwla November 26, 2018

cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

middle crust

The crusty middle class like Cape

Cape is such a cool middle crusty guy!

by the puss poumder August 31, 2017