Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

COVID-22

COVID in the year 2022, in coordination with COVID-20 and COVID-21.

COVID-22 is really hitting us hard this year.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.

John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.

by Jehebebe March 20, 2020

“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.

Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.

by WildestBlings May 15, 2021

COVID-19

Hell

COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud

by ScienceDude23 November 24, 2020

Covid Con

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.

He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

COVID-19ed

When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.

Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.

by babygress June 4, 2020