August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

Sep 5th

national jerk off 10x day.

jerk off 10x a day on Sep 5th

by InfoLoss September 4, 2023

October 5th

National ask your crush for his snap day!

Girl: Hey its October 5th, may I have your snap?
Boy: Yeah sure.

by zzcookei October 4, 2023

5th December

The day finley marshall was born 2006

Happy 5th December
Thanks

by anonymous November 29, 2021

December 5th

Give Kiana your hoodie day

Hey it's December 5th, give Kiana your hoodie day!

by kianasman December 3, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021