January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

March 31

March 31 is the most common day cause expo closes at that time and it’s gonna be my birthday reem

Expo 2020 closes on reems birthday. March 31

by RSAPRO February 10, 2022

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

by shigi_wifeoo February 10, 2022

may 31, 2021

NATIONAL PHILLIPA SOO DAY!!!! the day where we celebrate our A M A Z I N G precious cinnamon roll

may 31, 2021 pippa soo

by helmet January 9, 2021

January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

Rule 31

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!

My girlfriend tried to break Rule 31

by Rulebook February 26, 2021

31/08/2004

Day a true future billionaire was born. He is the fucking goat and treats the people around him like a treasure. He is a fucking gem.

Hey Jacob!

What's up?

Good, just checking up my 10-digits bank account.
Oh! Thatt's because of your birthday. Was it on 31/08/2004?
Yes it was!

by Sizedoesmatterxdd March 16, 2021