July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

Kaous 31

A kid who enjoys things in and around his mouth

Nick : Dude, did u hear that John is gay

Cam : Yeah hes such a Kaous 31

by xBreezey January 1, 2012

October 31

Wtf are you doing here it’s national Halloween day get your ass up and fuck a bitch at a party just make sure she’s drunk and not you

Today’s October 31!

by Bigdickbill October 30, 2019

October 31

Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious

Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)

by Analsniffer69 October 30, 2019

October 31

It is Halloween but still it is hit your smallest friend

in your group

ATENTION! All tall people hit your smallest friend enjoy

Get prepared small people

October 31 means get ready people

by Nacional days October 29, 2019

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May 31

Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want

Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"

by the1dev May 29, 2021