2 in the pink 1 in the stink

when you pleasure both holes, by putting out you index and middle fingers and those go in the snapper, then the pinky goes in the sphincter

aw, last night i gave my gf 2 in the pink and one in the stink

by milf hunter November 27, 2003

2 Chicks, 1 Cup

The lowest of the lows
You may just be scarred for life

As i was about to beat to some lezbo porno, a chick dumped in a cup and i almost puked.

I have lived to tell the story of 2 Chicks, 1 Cup

by Bobleeswagger December 7, 2007

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock

A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.

Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.

by David S Pumpkins January 28, 2022

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

Boom!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

1, 2, 3, bounce

An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.

"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."

You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.

by Codababy May 9, 2006

1 out of 2

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)

Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"

by sam boosak December 31, 2009