May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

October 5

National gay day
You are allowed to ask out any guy and they are forced to date you

John: hey bro you wanna date
David: bro I’m straight
John: it’s October 5th you don’t have a choice

by Cavebean October 5, 2021

5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.

Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.

by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019

October 5

My best friend was born today. People who have incredible smiles, light up rooms, and make the best inside jokes were born on this day.

My friend Layne was born on October 5.
Wow, she must be really special.

by moolia04 October 4, 2021

5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

by fucktardtranslations June 5, 2020

November 5

National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud

Jim: hey Tim you know what day it is?
Tim: oh god please no it’s November 5!
Jim: MOANS

by Charmanderz November 3, 2020

5 or 10

When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.

Girl: Hey babe, ima run next door. I'll be back in 5 or 10

Man: Damnit, Which is it gonna be?

by DaisyCutterz November 22, 2011