oct 5

today is national kick your sibling in the shin day.

kick your sibling say nothing and walk away.

kicks*

"ouch!"
walks away*
"oh yea its oct 5"

by la poo poo caca October 5, 2021

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December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

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October 5

My best friend was born today. People who have incredible smiles, light up rooms, and make the best inside jokes were born on this day.

My friend Layne was born on October 5.
Wow, she must be really special.

by moolia04 October 4, 2021

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5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.

Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.

by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019

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5 or 10

When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.

Girl: Hey babe, ima run next door. I'll be back in 5 or 10

Man: Damnit, Which is it gonna be?

by DaisyCutterz November 22, 2011

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Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

by Radialsnow October 31, 2022

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