vacation shits

When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal

I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

Puke-Shit

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.

"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022