Pulling a Micheal

An individual who consistently displays signs of sleepiness and grogginess, reaching out and causing distress towards an innocent women, exhibits predatory behavior and naturally falls into the category of Simp. They derive pleasure from being watched while sleeping. However, when it is time to visit the zoo, they abandon their companions and exhibit an excessive state of sleepiness, resembling a koala sleeping on a tree branch

You are pulling a Micheal, stop acting like you have the energy of an ox inside your walnut brain

by I am chocolate January 2, 2025

Pulling a robson

A sex act in which you ejaculate into a females nostrils while they are vomiting and then screaming " 26 ball!!"

I broke up with my boyfriend cause he kept pulling a robson

by Jacob delemoonge January 6, 2025

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

Pulling a Sharan

When one girl rejects you but you're chilling because you got another one

Damn this girl totally ghosted me. Don't care.

Pulling a Sharan?

Yup

by s man_007 January 8, 2025

Pulling a Matt

A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.

This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.

Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"

"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"

Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."

by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025

Pulling a Zazel

The art of changing your discord pfp every 2 days.

He really changed his pfp again? My guy out here pulling a zazel.

by Theblueber January 18, 2025

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025