john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.

John Wayne Delcamp will you marry me?

by Jld72014 February 4, 2017

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes

I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!

by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019

John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

John

John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.

John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?

by lowellkjx February 3, 2021