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Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019
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Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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Jack

They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
“There goes Jack, one of the greatest people in existence
by Mhushick June 19, 2023
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jack ison

by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016
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Jacking

Boy: Girl I’m not jacking you yous not mines

Girl: Boy bye Yk you be jacking me out here
by Jbands November 7, 2021
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Jack

Jack is the kindest person ever. He is always wanting to make other people happy and sometimes forgets that he needs to be happy in order to make others happy. He is truely the nicest, good looking, sweetest, encouraging, resilient, compassionate, empathetic guy you will ever meet. He is literally good at EVERYTHING, even tho he denies it, he really is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is fantastic at musical things and extremely good at sports. You are soooo lucky to have someone like a jack in your life because he will make you smile, even if he’s giving the saddest news in the world. His smile lights up your world and his eyes are gorgeous, light blue in colour. Jacks are very rare and you need to show how much they mean to you a lot because they deserve to know how much they mean to you. They need to be appreciated.
Girl 1: “who’s that?”
Girl 2: “that’s a jack I can tell by his smile.”
by I care about u December 25, 2019
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