dirty stan

When you take an obese individuals neck dirt and wipe it on someone else's face while they are sleeping.

Meg came over last night and I dirty stan her with Blobert.

by GermanLog January 13, 2018

The Dirty 30

The result of a dramatic increase in alcohol consumption combined with cafeteria style eating you encounter in First year of University. The Freshman 15 taken to a whole new level.

Trevor- have you seen Maddie lately?
Jordan- the weight gain?
Trevor- she's hit the dirty 30
Jordan- classic

Calum- getting a little husky there bud
John- I know, it's the dirty 30

by DonkeyKong_ May 1, 2010

Dirty Darian

When you single handedly destroy the living souls out of two girl while having a threesome a.k.a make them have an instense orgasm

Yo i just dirty Darian two frat girl yesterday they were screaming 😂😂

by XxxPussydestroyerXxxd April 24, 2020

Dirty Button

Shooting a load in a girls mouth then getting her to make out with your roommate

Bring a girl home from the bar take her downstairs shoot a load in her mouth then tell her to go make out with your roommate and the result will be a dirty button

by The Dirty Button March 20, 2009

the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

Dirty keely

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.

"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"

by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019

DIRTY LIFEGUARD

To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.

"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"

by 9078675309 October 15, 2008