Little Twat Syndrome

A term used to describe a complete pain in the arse who thinks they have ADHD, but in fact have been a little twat from birth. This condition is usually only known by their mother.

"Mum, I think I have ADHD. No you don't son, you have little twat syndrome. You've had it since you were born."

by Jester1988 December 5, 2016

Workplace Munchausen Syndrome

Disorder in the workplace where the person who does the least (if any) amount of work does the most complaining about "how busy" or "how crazy" the office is in order to garner sympathy from customers. The irony is that the person displaying Workplace Munchausen Syndrome looks like a fool to most of the people they whine to, since they are standing around whining while the workplace grinds on behind them, thus proving that they are irrelevant to the work being performed and/or the biggest slacker in the workplace.

Tami continuously complained about "how crazy" the workplace had been for the last six weeks, despite the fact that her inbox was full, her outbox was empty, and the customer she was complaining to was there to complain that she hadn't processed his check. She clearly has Workplace Munchausen Syndrome.

by JustAnotherGuy March 5, 2013

Wild Rift Syndrome

Wild Rift Syndrome or WRS is a mental condition where League of Legends Wild Rifts become so toxic and cancerous towards other MOBA players trying Wild Rift. Typically People with severe mental disorder is associated with this status. The manifestation of this syndrome are the extreme hatred of people who have WRS towards Mobile Legends: Bang Bang or MLBB Players and their Obssesive Compulsive disorder to the game, they want to keep their game only for themselves.

MLBB Player: Wild Rift is little harder than MLBB but I will keep practicing Ahri because she's fun.

WRS Patient: Shut the fuck up noob! Go back to your shitty game! We don't need you here!!

MLBB Player: Do you own the game? No? Well then fuck you and your Wild Rift Syndrome brain.

by ThetruestTruth19 November 3, 2020

Pretty Girl Syndrome

A girl gifted with natural beauty. She quickly learns that her beauty makes it easy for her to get what she wants. She is popular and can attract the most desirable mates. She is often treated as special because of her looks, given special treatment and consideration in many areas. She eventually comes to the conclusion that she is special and deserves what she gets. Eventually, she finds a handsome, wealthy and powerful man that is "deserving" of her beauty. However, over time, her beauty fades. She finds that life becomes more difficult. She doesn't automatically get the things she wants. She finds that her handsome, rich and powerful husband, who has only gotten more attractive with age is sleeping with his secretary or some other beautiful woman that has the beauty she once had. This leads to divorce and the realization that she has no redeeming qualities now that her beauty has faded. Never having needed to work on developing herself as a person, she finds herself unable to cope in a world where she is no longer special based on her looks. Bitterness, depression, substance abuse and sometimes suicide results. This is pretty girl syndrome.

"Since her divorce, Jane has been drinking heavily, partying and sleeping with anyone that will pay attention to her. She is also struggling with depression. I can't believe it. She was so beautiful and had everything. Now she is a train wreck."
"Jane has pretty girl syndrome. That's what happens."

by Vic320 July 6, 2023

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

guitar hero syndrome

A condition caused by playing too much Guitar Hero or Rock Band with short-term and long-term effects. Symptoms include:

1. Temporary visual distortion of everything off-screen, caused by the vertical motion of the game, causing a trippy, disorienting effect

2. Soreness of the wrists and shoulders from extreme strumming and fingering.

3. Having a knowledge of rock and alternative limited only to the songs featured in Guitar Hero.

1. You: "Whoa dude, the floor is totally shifting. I'm tripping balls just from playing Guitar Hero."

Friend: Lolz, it's guitar hero syndrome.

2. "God, my wrists hurt. I shouldn't have played 'Through the Fire and Flames'."

3. Friend: "You know Even Flow by Pearl Jam? That's my favorite band!"

You: "Yeah, but it's only because I played Guitar Hero."

Friend: "Pfff."

by D Clerc December 20, 2012

Abusive Potato Syndrome

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.

Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.

by A goddamn god April 11, 2019