poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

Mom

not teamnds lmao

NO MOM?

by TeamNDS May 10, 2022

mom

made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

by tookie lol January 25, 2021

Ur mom

Matieareal gworlllllll

Ur mom no u

by anonymous January 11, 2022

your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)

im with your mom ;)

by idxhdhb July 26, 2022

Mom

the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕

"I love me mom💕"said Natasha

"I love my mom too💕"said Daisy

by Queen NR April 22, 2019