I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.
by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019

by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.
Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.
by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016
