Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

poop

when taco bell kicks in

"Bert pooped on the floor in the wait for the public bathroom it was diarrhea it smelled like Indian food"
poop it comes out of your "anas"/"butt"

"Bert pooped on the floor in the wait for the public bathroom it was diarrhea it smelled like Indian food"

by frosty107 December 8, 2017

poop

poop

poop

by pistachiosaurus March 19, 2021

poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

poop

nasty

poop is nasty ;P

by Alex winter June 9, 2018

Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.

Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?

by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022

Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well

OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod

by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019