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Get the Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster mug.Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
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