The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.

Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.

by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025

Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021

Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021

king of the trails

dominating face eating with nice scenery basically , taking a girl out to the trails by the water and basically eating her face

"OMGG, DO YOU KNOW WHO JULIAN TOOK TO THE TRAILS TO KISS???? HES SUCH A KING OF THE TRAILSSSS!!!!"

by Analouge123 April 17, 2024

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023