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Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.
by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”
by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart
by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023
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Fart Stream

The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.

Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
by G6Saitin November 8, 2021
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