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sniffing a fart

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
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Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.
I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).
by Dlancelot September 5, 2017
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Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.
"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by anonymous June 10, 2024
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Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.
by Cucarachina May 7, 2014
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fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh
jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
by mesa727 June 23, 2023
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