Farts

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

by anonymous November 20, 2020

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Fart Bubble

When you FART and there is a little bit left in yo boody hole and feels like a BUBBLE!!

Person 1-*farts* o my goosh

Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there

Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE

by A BOODY HOLE November 27, 2020

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Fart

The smelly air that comes out of your butthole.

John: Today I my stomach was hurting so I went to the bath room to poop but I only let out a huge fart. I missed my date over a fart.

by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020

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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

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Fart

Gas that comes out of you asshole

I farted on my friends face

by Princess pink12345 November 29, 2020

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Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

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