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Chronic weeb syndrome

Chronic Weeb Atndrome or CWS is often where a weeb will feel depressed after finishing a series that they loved and may start to show actual symptoms of depression such as becoming that emo kid at school, becoming more anti-social to even their loved ones, and committing suicide while these cases are rare or never even documented it shows their dedication and need for anime.

The only way to cure this if only temporarily is to find them a new anime to watch that they will enjoy and is equivalent to or surpasses the original anime though a majority of the time cases aren't that severe but should always be treated as such due to the unpredictable nature of weebs and many cases are hard to distinguish.

There have been similar cases for non-weebs to more common shows but never very severe symptoms comparatively but there probably has been one case of severe symptoms even if undocumented due to how imbecilic some people may be as so this cases should also be treated as severe there have also been similar cases documented where this symptoms will occur after a favorite character is killed off and they do not have any evidence of the character coming back to life or the character killed being a sort of double of the character.
Hannah: Have you seen Angelina lately?
Aidan: Ya' I think she has Chronic Weeb Syndrome
Thomas: Well recently she finished an anime she really enjoyed
Hannah: Well she has the emo kid trait down and Thomas has she been anti-social to you and your parents recently?
Thomas: Yes
Hannah: She's got Chronic Weeb Syndrome
by The chronic weeb March 29, 2020
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Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013
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Coconut Crab Syndrome

When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering
The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon
by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021
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Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag
"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".
by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009
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wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't
i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome
by feltup October 2, 2009
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Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009
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Shaken Negro Syndrome

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS
This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.
by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012
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