Clutch foot syndrome

The tremor or involuntary quivering of your clutch foot (when you are driving stick ) and you just had a near-miss of an accident or you are being pulled off by a cop and you have drugs in your trunk or on your person. It is coursed by fear.

Druggie 1: Calm down man, you will get us busted

Driver druggie: I am calm!

Druggie 1: Oh yeah? then why is your leg bouncing up and down? You are scared man! you have clutch foot syndrome!

by Fuckingsayitlikeitis March 1, 2011

One Girl Syndrome

When you are drunk and with a large group of friends and there is only one female with you, all the males will try and pull her regardless of looks, availability etc.

John: Last night Amanda lost her virginity, usually she doesn't get any attention from guys but the lads were suffering from one girl syndrome.

by scottblabla April 16, 2009

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Penis Multiply Syndrome

Penis Multiply Syndrome also known as (PMS) is an extremely rare disease only known to ever have one victim. The disease makes you very very bad at games and apparently has the side effect of allowing you to bust multiple nuts

Guy 1: oh hey Guy 2 did you hear that Alex has Penis Multiply Syndrome?
Guy 2: no way Guy 1 that’s a fat rip

by MeatScepter_69 October 13, 2019

Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

out of town syndrome

This refers to the phenomenon of the behavior of young single women on vacation. Due to the fact that they are away from familiar people they become generally more impulsive and specifically much more sexually permissive than they otherwise would be. This phenomenon can often be observed on cruise ships as well as any vacation spots that are popular for young single people. As the end of a young woman's vacation or trip nears, the more acute the syndrome becomes.

Guy 1: These girls are crazy man! They're taking their tops off in the club and one of them just gave me a blow job in the bathroom. I've never picked up women so easily before. They must be nuts!!!

Guy 2: No man, they just have out of town syndrome.

by Billy1980 July 13, 2010

Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013