In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
Get the Alright calm down Johnmug. 
When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
by TymmH June 8, 2024
Get the Gym-Johnmug. John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
Get the John Deforestationmug. Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow
2 hours later
Ben: you barely even ate anything
Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow
2 hours later
Ben: you barely even ate anything
Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
by Collins5 August 14, 2020
Get the leftover johnmug. The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008
Get the John Dailymug. Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
Get the Johnmug.