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pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv
person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!
by elibeefpope March 20, 2024
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Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Runnin a king

"Running a king" is when You start work doing the same job and around the same time with your co-workers yet you are the last one to finish. This especially refers to second shift positions
Seems like Meadows got it in the balls real bad tonight. He's runnin a king for the third time this week.
by Creamin Off June 7, 2022
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King

The bad one. That's an insult.
Iam "Yeah, maybe you didn't know this but the king is the bad one... That's an insult."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”
Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!
by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022
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12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.
ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”
by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022
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monkey king 2

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022
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