lightridge high school

A school with a bad football team and no hot girls or hot boys. A rich school with bad food and a bad principle.

Hey don’t be such a lightridge high school!

by Slander Man November 4, 2021

Hamburg High School

Located in PA. Are grades are low and kids are high. We states in every sport. Midget wrestling every Friday. Dave Moyer is a hall of famer fight. Motto: Icy Tea is the full of champions.🍻🇺🇸

Hamburg High School is a great school to go to.

by Schuykill Valley Student March 11, 2019

Riverside High School

a basic hell hole with no a/c at all including fights shoot ups if possible and autistic kids screaming down the halls and where all bus drivers will always allow the white kids to say any words they want except for black kids any swear they say immediately they get a detention and where the teachers are also racist and if you just finish your homework when he passes you and you say you just finished he'll say to hell with it no longer matters to me you just get an F and a detention

person1: where do you go to school
person2: riverside high school
person3: good luck living

by mark johnberg September 30, 2018

Westlake High School

There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.

A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear

Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work

by StefanEdwards March 19, 2019

Dumb High IQ

When you claim to have an IQ so unreasonably high that you prove to everyone you’re dumb.

“Did you hear Deji claimed he has a 189 IQ?”
“Wow that’s a dumb high IQ.”

by Tux Taco May 5, 2021

Jupiter High School

Jupiter High School is the single most worst school. It's gay as shit and only the most pussy ass bitches go here. Its the fucking worst.

Jupiter High School is for fucking pussy bitches, I fucking hate all the faggots that attend this shitty fucking school.

by GayRetard6871 September 23, 2018

fairfax junior high

ratch3t ass school infested wit kids who think say they are crips and mexicans who think they can say the n word. if you go to this school you will be offered drugs at some point and probably depressed.

friend 1: fairfax junior high
friend 2: ew

by pussyd3str0yer April 28, 2019