Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom

Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras

by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022