ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this

"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"

by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Mom

Moms are the most hard working people on earth. Jobs, your activities, feeding you and many more. If you are sick you would want a mom like mine. ilysm mom.💘💚

I love my mom more than anyone else loves their mom.

by BabyBear877 December 16, 2018

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by ur mom ur mom 69 69 June 3, 2022

suburban mom

ella

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”

by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022

ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022