King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021

king of the trails

dominating face eating with nice scenery basically , taking a girl out to the trails by the water and basically eating her face

"OMGG, DO YOU KNOW WHO JULIAN TOOK TO THE TRAILS TO KISS???? HES SUCH A KING OF THE TRAILSSSS!!!!"

by Analouge123 April 17, 2024

King Kong

King Kong is a super huge monkey.

BuckWild is a King Kong.

by KINGKONG12356 February 11, 2019

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

The Feminist King

literally me

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

King Salad

When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.

Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.

by CookieDoom September 5, 2009

true king

Something a bogan calls himself to make him feel better for having a shitty life.

Hey! True king here!

by John Anderson 1 April 27, 2025