"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
Get the LIFE GUARDINGmug. 
Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.
Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.
Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.
by Milky786 May 22, 2023
Get the Fritter Lifingmug. Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border
by Josethebeaner November 1, 2023
Get the life span of a Beanermug. You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug. I don't really like it. You know? It really is kind of a mind fuck and the more you think about it the worse it... Sounds? Is that the right word? It "sounds" bad in your head the more you think about it? Because I could say "is" I guess but thinking about life doesn't necessarily make it worse.
I often feel guilty about my life. I don't really suffer very much outside of my own mind. I'm not even entirely unhappy. I spend most of my days laughing and having a good time. I have good people around me. The only real thing I have to complain about is the existence fee imposed on me by an unfeeling government that is hovering over me. Laying in wait to put me in a cage. It's not death that I worry about. It's that I'm trapped in a game of "defeat or serve". And yes I'm aware of the implications of acting out solipsism in the actual world and that's not something I actively engage in. The outcomes are often predictable and the outcome is always the same. Not hard to get thrown for a loop every once and a while but life tends to be more thematic that is does chaotic.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
Get the Lifemug. by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
Get the lovin the life of dawnmug.