Hot crazy scale

Hot crazy-Scale as it is famous from "How I met your mother", a girl can be crazy as long as she is equally hot.

Mark: so what's with that girl Donna you've dated last night?
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.

by Rols Rois May 6, 2008

Hiroshima Hot Brown

The scrupulous sexual act that, after ingesting a hot and greasy meal, a female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, during which time, despite the menacing rumble of the female' stomach growling and when the male is unsuspicious and focused, the female unleashes a volcanic hot and liquidey mess of diarrhea upon the unsuspecting male.

Last weekend, Scott picked up a ungroomed, gender questionable, female from the local White Castle. After some heavy petting and grinding, she assumed the reverse cowgirl position on top of James and proceeded to give him a Hiroshima Hot Brown. Scott was ecstatic!

by jackyl52 January 9, 2011

hillbilly hot pocket

An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .

You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

hot cider face

A term used to describe a girl who has an attractive body and an unattractive face.

"Hey, that girl has a hot cider face."
"What is a hot cider face?"
"Everything is hot...'side her face!"

by dubspinner November 7, 2007

hot like the sun

Someone or something who's hot to a higher degree; hotter than hot

Yo man, check out that biddie over there. She's hot like the sun.

by Mad Biddies January 11, 2009

Hot Topic kid

Child who shows his or her "rebellion" by shopping at a chain store.

(Not to be confused with "one who just shops at Hot Topic for the clothing".)

Middle schools are breeding grounds for Hot Topic kids.

by CGN October 20, 2004

Hot Pink DeLorean

to sniff cocaine from a womans vagina.

I did so many Hot Pink DeLoreans that my heart was beating 88 mph

by Manny Schewitz June 18, 2008