When a girl is way too independent and refuses to rely on anyone, especially a guy, she's said to have a "Female dick".
A girl who is sick but fights her sickness and refuses to even let her boyfriend try to take care of her. Fiercely independent. "Just lop off your female dick please"
by EbbieBebbie February 5, 2012
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Get the Dick ditchmug. A dick sword is what you use as your weapon in the game "tubby sticks" which is a game where you use your penis, a.k.a. dick sword, to hit the opponents belly button.
by jordan august May 3, 2008
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Get the ashy dickmug. HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
“I don’t care how thirsty you are Trix! If you take that beer, that Hard Dick will follow us around all night. He’s a total cock block.”
by Dirty Lulu December 28, 2007
Get the Hard Dickmug. Tyler: yo you fuckin cunt rocket piss off!
Randy: dude go fuck yourself you motherfuckin ass bitch ass dick bitch
Randy: dude go fuck yourself you motherfuckin ass bitch ass dick bitch
by Hackerslasher June 28, 2009
Get the Dick bitchmug.