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Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
.....jesus cock
by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018
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Ethan’s cock

Girl: Do you know Ethan?

Girl 2: Yeah, Ethan’s cock is massive.
by BlyatMan🇷🇺 June 26, 2019
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Cock caulk

The adult film star shit his cock caulk all over his co-star’s back; it was considered a comeback film for both of them.
by Mr. H-A-R-T November 16, 2019
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Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.
Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show
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Cock Spoon

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.
Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is
by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019
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Trench Cock

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."
by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 27, 2019
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cock wave

Whilst masturbating on sex camming sites the male participants give a half wave with their cock in the hand to say hello
Last night on cam ten men cock waved at me
by Kath Baseley August 22, 2019
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