To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.

no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.

by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 26, 2011

Monkey D Luffy

Monkey D Luffy can be said as a undercover word for Condom.

Hey brother, do you have a Monkey D Luffy for me? (Hey brother, do you have a condom for me?)

by Deadjuice August 11, 2018

The Art of Monkey Science

The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.

That retard studies the Art of Monkey Science.

by John Diesel November 20, 2010

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

Deep South Monkey

An American who is of black descent that has sexual relations with a member of their own family; having offspring due to the union of the family members.

Cop: Everybody is this niggers cousin he will still fuck them he's just a Deep South Monkey

Rookie: Thats Racist!

Cop: Give it a little time.

by Carvel Sunday September 9, 2010