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Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.
by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022
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Da cat meme

A cat, that becomes a meme, by the way, ur looking SUS today.
Dude 1: did u know about da cat meme?
Dude 2:of course!!
by Da cat meme August 25, 2021
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cat

a animal that can be used as a pet
oh wow look at that CAT. I would like to get a CAT.
by Beluganotknownbyme February 26, 2023
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Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.
I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”
by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018
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Cat

A cute furball of chaos that will not hesitate to bite the life out of you and all your furniture as well. it will also brutally ruin every black colored piece of clothing lying around your messy house. With it's stubbornness it will mercilessly lay down on your keyboard destroying everything you've typed.

Pro tip: When you hear purring sounds be prepared for an ambush...
She's just like a cat.
by Sunny 10 4 November 12, 2022
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biting cat

Someone who deftly nibbles all the sensitive spots on their loved ones'bodies, those erogenous zones that just call out to be bitten, munched and chomped.
That guy there is a real biting cat. Ladies you've been warned.
by Donny the biting cat December 13, 2017
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Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.
Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!
by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017
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