Hurricane Shits

Hurricane shits occur after eating mass amount of random foods, which are also known as hurricane snacks.

You body is not used to the mix of random foods and causes diarrhea for days.

I ate most of my hurricane snacks and now I have the hurricane shits.

by Denny D FL September 03, 2019

nimble shit

A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning

"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"

by Shittlebit October 20, 2013

shawty shit

The shit a woman does when she is trying to be your new shawty.

Jeff: “Aye G, Katie been inviting me over, calling me handsome, whats going on man?”
G: “She on her shawty shit, she tryna be your shawty”

by Sir. Munch of the Munch October 03, 2023

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015

Tofu Shit

Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.

"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"

by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018

shit sack

A chauvinist pig

"Hi Brad!"
*Not even looking at her after balls deep last night*
"You're a Shit Sack!"

by nikola7711 February 26, 2021

Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.

Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017