Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook January 31, 2011

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

I’m talking to you guys. UrbanDictionary

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

by Death Menace April 19, 2022

So, can we do whatever we want now?

Talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary.

Also, why did they delete my handle…I wonder?

So, can we do whatever we want now?

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019