douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009

bag of autism

Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.

"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016

Rip Bag

Noun: Someone who fronts like they smoke large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, but when you actually smoke with them they ask all stupid and can't handle their shit.

Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.

Real stoners hate kids like this.

Person 1: "Man I smoked with Jim on the weekend, he sketched out hard and acted like a total dumbass."

Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."

Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."

by titfuck42069 May 7, 2012

D-Bag

The shortened version of Douchbag.

Wow. Jhace is such a D-bag...

by thatguy9998 March 9, 2010

tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools

Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools

by wordception June 18, 2011

Cherry bags

That you have just taken it too far. As in when Louis Vuitton came out with they're infamous bags with cherries on them...cherry bags.

#1
**Really inebriated girl stumbles out of dorm room elevator**
Amanda(whispering): Cherry bags....

#2
Caroline: Look guys! Amanda's so drunk she's dancing with a blind midget
Xavier: God, she's cherry bags tonight!

#3
Caroline: Guys, I'm definetely cherry baggin'it now....
(Caroline's level of inebriation just hit her and she is FUCKED UP)

by Caribou3288 March 15, 2008

douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009