Pulling your peach

1.Something one says when they are just joking around.

2.A response to telling someone something your really aren't going to do.

Casey: Hey Julia I'm going to egg your house tonight.

Julia: No don't my mom will flip!

Casey: Don't worry I'm just pulling your peach

by Dr.Asian August 7, 2010

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

by Chris March 20, 2005

s your d

a shortened version of the phrase "suck your dick."

see also: blowjob.

"It is customary on the third date for your lover to s your d."

by Aaron Little May 25, 2006

pop your top

When your whacking off (guys) and you reach the end...

OHH!! OHH!! ahh.... I just popped MY top!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

Chill your bean

To calm down. Cool ones mood.

A: for f**ks sake you're taking far too long and it's p***ing me off!
C: just chill your bean - ill be two minutes.

by Marsupialllll January 12, 2011

Shut your rapehole

Shut up. Rapehole = mouth, the implication being that the speaker is committing a rape just by talking and breathing. Used only to express genuine strong anger.

Person 1: 'I think women should accept that they're inferior to men...I mean it's all evolution'
Person 2: 'WTF? Shut your rapehole you fuck.'

by SheIsWolverine December 14, 2010