Shaken Negro Syndrome

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS

This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009

Scholarship/PhD Syndrome

A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.

Michael has been publishing so many shitty articles... I mean, he's clearly suffering from Scholarship/PhD Syndrome.

Daniela is fucking annoying person to be around: she's a PhD student in Medieval History, but gives her shitty opinion about almost anything. That's classic Scholarship/PhD Syndrome...

- Hey man, I'm starting to crave for more call of papers than pussy in the last few months...
- Dude, that's Scholarship/PhD Syndrome... I've never meet someone who got out alive...

by HBMoreno March 21, 2021

Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

by C1pt5n A6es3me May 4, 2015

Penis Multiply Syndrome

Penis Multiply Syndrome also known as (PMS) is an extremely rare disease only known to ever have one victim. The disease makes you very very bad at games and apparently has the side effect of allowing you to bust multiple nuts

Guy 1: oh hey Guy 2 did you hear that Alex has Penis Multiply Syndrome?
Guy 2: no way Guy 1 that’s a fat rip

by MeatScepter_69 October 13, 2019

Clutch foot syndrome

The tremor or involuntary quivering of your clutch foot (when you are driving stick ) and you just had a near-miss of an accident or you are being pulled off by a cop and you have drugs in your trunk or on your person. It is coursed by fear.

Druggie 1: Calm down man, you will get us busted

Driver druggie: I am calm!

Druggie 1: Oh yeah? then why is your leg bouncing up and down? You are scared man! you have clutch foot syndrome!

by Fuckingsayitlikeitis March 1, 2011

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014