foam shit

When you drink excessive amounts of beer and the next time you use the restroom, your fecal matter has a foamyfrothy texture to it.

Dick Navy drank an 18 pack on his own last night. He’s gonna take a serious foam shit...

#TheGoldTeam

by Miggy the Machete November 2, 2017

Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

by UrbanKel November 15, 2017

Shit spray

When you shit and it sprays all over the toilet bowl.

When you shit and your butthole is on fire.

“Lyss, I’m bout to shit spray all over that bathroom after them hot cheetos”

by OlMajestic November 29, 2017

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

spoiled shit

same as 'spoiled turds'

defecation that has been sitting out & waiting for time to pass & growing in age with a turd smell

It smells like spoiled shit in here.

Oh, its because i forgot to brush my teeth.

by dookie twirl February 20, 2018

jimmy shit

When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 21, 2018

Encore shit

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018