spank my dough

the act of finding out who your daddy is and why he left you all those years ago

when im alone I like to spank my dough

by spanking dough May 15, 2015

Dick in my Hole

It's pretty straightforward: When their's a dick in my hole.

While Gabi had anal sex with Hugh Janus, she screamed, "There's a dick in my hole! Aye, chihuahua!"

by zacharytaffy August 10, 2015

iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016

text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)

Hey! Text my phone!

by sparklydiamond August 17, 2017

eat my food

when you're talking about someone, something, or a certain situation and you're giving your opinion on it and you decided to not talk about it to avoid saying something bad or saying something that'll make someone look a certain way.

"Yo, did you know that Sierra sleep with her bestfriends boyfriend? I knew she was a hoe but-- You know what? Imma just shut up and eat my food, it's not any of my business at the end of the day."

by Zamarioarias January 30, 2019

Play with my Monkey

Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey

Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!

by Bad Ass Mr.Clyde May 28, 2018

tilt my tower

Its a joke i made. Its tilted towers from fortnite but made to a pickup line

Person 1:hi i like fortnite
Person 2: You tilt my tower
Person 1: Oh do i?
*smooching begins*

by Newboy674 June 11, 2018