Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

Staceys Mom

Stacey's mum has got it going on.
Originates from the sick song by Fountains of Wayne.
Has been ruined by people who hate milfs, and by people named Stacey who think they can stop us from listening to it just because they're sick of us telling them that their moms are hot.

"Damn dude, have you seen Stacey?"
"Stacey is nothing compared to Staceys Mom"

by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 1, 2021

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021

ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by Numnum√ May 8, 2018

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022