The financial and lifestyle opposite of a Sugar Daddy. Someone who initially *appears* to look like a potential Sugar Daddy, for example posing with other people's expensive cars or wearing a cheap knock off Air Jordans, however upon further conversation or after having met them in person you find out they drive a 10 year old Hyundai and live on their sister's sofa with little or no game plan, and your plan to hopefully have landed a new Sugar Daddy has been thwarted.
Damn girl, I wasted two hours of my life at the Cheesecake Factory last night with this fool only to find out he works at a gas station and lives in his brothers walk-in closet! I can't deal with this Sour Daddy shit no more!
by Lagunatic December 15, 2025
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by Princess donut December 24, 2025
Get the Daddy Tax mug.A Sugar-daddy is a handsome stud of a man. Often quite charming and caring, a Sugar-daddy will provide all the best for his lady. If you happen to find a Sugar-daddy, or someone willing to be your Sugar-daddy, hold onto him and love him till the day he dies.
Girl 1: "Man Aubrey sure is lucky to have Chris as her Sugar-daddy. I wish he were mine."
Girl 2: "No kidding! She has no idea how well she has it."
Girl 2: "No kidding! She has no idea how well she has it."
by Boosted737 December 31, 2025
Get the Sugar-daddy mug.The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"
Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."
Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."
The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!
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