Skip to main content

cat

a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second
The cat tried to kill me in my sleep
by superhappy fortnite May 6, 2021
mugGet the cat mug.

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.
"cats are green!"
by catsaregrene May 6, 2021
mugGet the cats are green mug.

fight cat

People who like to pick fights and usually suck at it!
Oh run, theres Brendan. He is such a fight cat!
by SmartS September 18, 2012
mugGet the fight cat mug.

hott cat

A woman who flaunts her assets and features to any male willing to give her the time of day
"I think my woman is cheating on me again" said Dave.
Kim replied, "Wow, again! She's a real hott cat."
by NiENiE September 20, 2012
mugGet the hott cat mug.

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
by mainecoone November 5, 2012
mugGet the alley cats mug.

Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.
Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!
by Mdizzy July 5, 2012
mugGet the Skin some cat mug.

Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
mugGet the Schlonginger's cat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email