Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox April 30, 2025

Doja Cat

Doja Cat is an extremely hot woman that deserves absolutely everything and anything she ask for. This woman is literally the female equivalent of Ryan Reynolds. That’s how hot she is.

Doja cat is so hot 🥵

by Doja cat simper 🥵 May 13, 2022

Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

Boy Cat

Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.

"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025

cat

The cat is a domestic species of a small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family.

aww hello your so cute! You must be a cat!!

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by cutecatsarebetterthanyou February 5, 2022

donnys and mays cat

A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.

Hey, did you see Donnys and mays cat last night?

by Yeboi341 November 9, 2017