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heads up

get ready for sex ( heads up code for my old lady is in the room )
my girl called said "just wanted to give you a heads up". I said, " at the mall ? hay thanks for the heads up ". My mom said "if you go the mall keep your head up".
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.
Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)
by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017
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Head Bitch In Charge

The Head Bitch In Charge is a woman with unquestioned authority and gets what she wants whenever she wants it. She rules with an iron fist of bitchy-ness and fear. Cross her=you die. There can only be one Head Bitch In Charge in a workplace, school, team etc. If there are two or more, they either a)become besties and rules in a partner-ship. or b) claw each others eyes out until there is only one left
Friend: " what do you think of Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty?"
Me: "Well she gets what she wants and everyone fears her so she's definitely the Head Bitch In Charge"
by Chazyx October 14, 2012
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shed head

a person with a big forehead with a obvious slope to the face
lou's hat looks odd on his shed head
by samich March 2, 2009
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Meat head

someone who has no hair, either by choice or due to balding.
"My Dad shaved his hair off"
"HA!, your Dad's a meat head!"
by Chris O'Rourke February 4, 2008
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Lean Head

A small group of friends, always bang on the ganja. Poppin' toots, smoking bare bud and getting lean as beans.
Person 1: Can you smell that?
Person 2: Smell's like bud..
Person 1: Yeah you know!
Person 2: Ahhh, that would be why, the lean heads are over there.
Person 1: I wish I was as cool as them.
by Grand master peng. October 30, 2011
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