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dick bitch

A guy with too much testosterone pride who acts like a total asshole; guy version of a bitch.
by Rudolflover December 9, 2008
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Dick Whisperer

Someone who while having a dick in their mouths, can communicate effectively with others, and can also hear what others are saying while they have dicks in their mouths.
Everyone is well aware that Bryan Jones is a true Dick Whisperer.
by BetterThanYou717 June 9, 2010
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dick hours

dick hours is equilivent to 4 hours. I dont know why anyone would use this...but i also don't know why guys wear tight pants and say that they bleed black. It is 4 hours cause thats how long an erection can last before you're suppose to notify a doctor. weeeeee
-Dude i'll pick you up in dick hours and we can hit up chipotle.
-Sweet man i love chipotle..see ya then
by DWD May 17, 2006
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The Brown dick

We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.
Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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faggot dick

A faggot's dick.
Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

Based not solely on the fact that you are a faggot, but also on the assumption that you are a male and thus have a dick, one must conclude that you have a faggot dick.
by Clarken January 16, 2011
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Dick Flick

The male equivalent of 'chick flick'. A man's movie
Dave, wanna get some cold ones and watch Platoon? I'm in the mood for a dick flick
by eithne lonergan November 5, 2008
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dick fondue

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.
"Ah Hell Nah Bitch I don't dig dick fondue you need an enema first."
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